I hate to admit I have a blog.
The site contents sways from text-based rants to photo galleries and video snippets, depending on the primary personal archiving funnel I felt like using that moment. Newest at the top, you may have to scroll down to the 1990's, where I host pre-internet content that deserves some bandwidth. All content is highly personal, highly volatile, and probably absurdly dull if you don't know Andrew Davidson of Philadelphia (OG: Flourtown). Photos are taken by me, videos are shot by me, downloads are designed by me, and text is definitely authored by me. I'm trying to clear older blog content that I did not create (rather collected), but still host scanned items and defunct user manuals out of spite. In the interest of hiding this pages' sheer weight, each year must be clicked to display the long-ish list of posts from that year. We're trying to set the (minimum viable) bar of a personal all-static HTML website, so our URL's won't have to change ever again, and our content should be forever accessible from any device. I write because I forget.
2024
- The Pleasure of Voting Early
- EnergyBot - the Helpful Energy Supplier Helper!
- Replacing my Sonos Audio system due to the encroaching enshittification.
- Cold Turkey Quitting my Divitis Addiction with Semantic HTML Markup
- 2023 - The Year I Met Adderall
- Free PayPal IPN Handler with Google Sheets and Apps Script
- Setup a Raspberry Pi Zero W to run a Web Browser in Kiosk Mode as a free personal Dashboard
- Get out of any cell phone call with this one simple trick!
- Who's Number One in sending Spam? Trump, of course.
- STOP getting bugged via SMS
- Add this streaming app to your arsenal, mostly because it's (ad) free!
- How to convert Date/Time into Unix Timestamp in Google Sheets (Simply Copy Formula!)
- Welcome Zeno!
- Flashback 1960 - Day Planner Page with Reel-to-Reel Note
- Green with envy of my cowardly Yellow decision - adopting Home Assistant
- You Made The Front Page of Google!
- Inflation forced me to make my own Soda!
- Parachuting Off My Cloud Addiction
- Why are modern Bible translations copyrighted?
- Uncle Frank's Liqueur Recipes (Repost)
- Insert Coin Scrap Tile Art
- Odd Telephone Numbers
- Double Your Kitchen Drawer Space with Custom Wood Inserts (No Joinery, All Glue)
- Inflation forced me to make my own Breakfast!
2023
- I Hate Artificial Intelligence
- Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text - Now with Formatting Removed for easier edits!
- Memorial Day Weekend Camping Trip at Delaware Water Gap
- If you can't beat them, send them bad packets instead...
2022
- Dumping 'Digital'
- All Quiet In The Western Font - Free PDF Prank Wall Poster Download
- Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text
- Your New Bucket List - Free PDF Download
- You Deserve A Standing Ovation!
- Your Site Has Been (Not) Hacked
- Before and After Vision Test
- Welcome Ai Ludwig!
- Your Front Door Proximity
- Notice Notification Sign Recursive Notice - Free PDF Download
- Free Paper Template to Hold 2.7" Passive NFC-Powered e-Paper Module
- We Buy Souls - Free PDF Download
- Being Microchip Resourceful During The Pandemic
- Everything Looks Like a 3D Nail when you only have a Hammer
- PrimeFilm 1800 USB Slide Scanner Drivers
- Meet Jack & Jill
- Audio Snippets from the Cutting Room Floor
- My Slow Movie Player
- How To Make Pot Lollipops (THC Edibles)
- There's No Security In the Past
- Dusting Off My Film Degree
2021
- So, You Want To Make Custom Stickers like Me?
2020
- A Mask is not a political statement, it is an IQ test.
- Chewbacca Roar Prank Phone Contest Blank - Free PDF Download
- Sailors Urinal Warning Sign - Free PDF Download
- Work From Home Opportunities for the Pandemic Confined
- Not Open Double-Take Pandemic Business Sign - Free PDF Download
- Pizza Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
- Thunderous Radio Reborn! - Stream 1990's Era Mixtapes (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)
- Literal Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
- Specifically Vague Office Hours Sign - Free PDF Download
- This Blog Post Does Not Exist
- Please Don't Confuse Your Google Search With My Medical Degree - Free PDF Download
- The Future of Good Old Fashioned Hard Labor - A Short Story
- Caution: Trump Lies - Free Unelection PDF Download
- I'm Gonna Have To Give Up The News
- The 'Infinite Spoken Word Theorem' (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)
- Advice from a Tree - Free PDF Download
- The Thought Stops Here - Updated Portrait of our Resident
- Adding a Random Quote to your Static Blog with Javascript - Web Tutorial
- Republicans Love to Absentee Vote! - Free PDF Poster Download
- April Fools Day 2020 Postponed - Free PDF Download
- Reinventing the Oxcart - Adding RSS to our static written blog
- Stay The *uck Inside Letter Sized Poster - Free PDF Download
- Coronavirus Vector Illustration - Free SVG Download
- Unelection Posters for 2020 (Un-elect Senators Richard Burr & Kelly Loeffler) - Free PDF Poster Downloads
- Signs of the Apocalypse
- Spit Spreads Death 2020 COVID-19 Update Free PDF Download
- No Cigarette Butts in the Flower Pot Sign - Free PDF Download
- A Wacky Prediction for Pi Day
↖ Coronavirus Posts ↗ - Beware of ideas that can fit on a bumper sticker! Announcing our Sticker Subscription Service - 8 Weeks of Stickers for $20
- Pyramid Chart Joke Prank Handbill - Free PDF Download
- The Asshole Parking Game - Gotta Give Them All Away! - Prank Free PDF Download
- Behind the Design: The look book that inspired a Current T-Shirt Design
- Low Self Esteem Meeting Today - Prank Free PDF Download
- 'Remove Me' Annoying Stickers 16 Years Later - The Trumpdate We've All been Waiting For!
- The One Where We Begrudgingly Upgrade Our Blog's Print Stylesheet - A smattering of genius print CSS Tricks to try!
- Announcing a New Digital Conversion Service from Under Design - DVD to MP4
- Always Put The Fucking Toilet Lid Down!
2019
- Reasons to Smoke Marijuana (Repost!)
- Going Slightly Viral in 2019
- Pac Man Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
- A-ha Take On Me 1980's Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
- Flying is Instant Gratification; Trains are Delayed Gratification
- Fahrenheit is Better for Humans!
- Scars are like Tattoos, only with better Stories
- Brainteaser Solution Animated: What English 9-Letter Words That Becomes a New Word Each Time You Drop a Letter?
- Why Are You Littering? Philadelphia Street Sign Proposal - Free PDF Download
- Idea Farm: Citizen Cop - Streaming Video App
- New Years Resolutions for Digital Displays - Prank Speak Bubble Signs Free PDF Download
2018
- Lost Allen Keys (Joke Lost Sign) - Free PDF Download
- Toilet Rules (for Boy's Bathrooms) - Free PDF Download Joke Warning Sign
- Fancy Piece of Paper Certificate for Nothing - Free PDF Download Joke Award
- In Case of Fire / Use Stairs - Free PDF Download Joke Sign
- Deskslapper Prank Printout - Free Download
- No Smirking Warning Sign - Free PDF Download Sign
- Banjo Lessons Joke Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Joke Sign
- My Instagram Archive of Images (August 30th, 2014 - March 17th, 2018)
- Awesome Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Inspirational Sign
- Shoplifters will be Prostituted - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!
- Beware of Log - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!
- Making an Inexpensive yet High Quality Air Filter for your Health!
- Thanks ESPO! Love, Under
- Octopus Cruelty Awareness Poster - Free PDF Download
- Emergency Phone - Art Prank
- DIY Raspberry Pi Zero W 120v Eight AC Outlet Relay Controllers
- How to reattach the snapped lead on a 1/2" VHS magnetic tape
- How to fix a snapped magnetic Compact Cassette Tape - Splicing 1/8" magnetic tape
- Pet Turtle Sized Pizza Boxes DIY Prank or Decor - Ninja Turtle Order Slips and Toppings!
- Our Handheld iPad Checkout Station using Square technology
- Cubbyhole Inception Free PDF Template Design for Ikea Expedit/Kallax Units
- Free Official Government Instructions in case of Nuclear Bomb Attack - PDF Download
- Email Abuse for Fun and Profit
- Free Medical Cannabis Strain Avery 5160 Labels for NJ & CA Dispensaries
- Three SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
- Six Micro SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
2017
- New Key Dongle / Membership Barcode Saving Mobile App - Free and Secure!
- Philadelphia Area Medical Marijuana Dispensaries announced March 2017
- Skeleton Key Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
- DIY Wood Rack Mount Designs with Rack Rails
2016
- Wallet-Friendly Septa Token Holder Free PDF Design
- Philadelphia Public Pools Map
- Drugs By Drone - Delivery Company of the Future!
- Hacking Open an Ivee Sleek Voice Activated Clock
- Cigarbox Light Switch Cover for Dummies!
- As Seen On VCR - Stills from VCR Tapes
2015
- Passport Photos on the Cheap (50¢) using our free Photoshop templates
- My DIY Vegetarian Chili Recipe
- Amazon S3 Redirection Instructions
- F@*k You too, Modern Healthcare!
- Recovering a (decades old) Windows 2000 Server for Virtualization
- What are you doing this Friday in Philadelphia? Come see me DJ at Cafe Chimosa January 16, 2015
- Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce Recipe
- New Years Day Parade - Philly Mummers (Auto Gallery)
2014
- 78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from the Early 1900's
- Philly Naked Bike Ride 2014 - 35 Photos from the Rider's Perspective!
- Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride 2014 Preview Photo
- My (Bachelor Style) Black Bean Quinoa (BBQ) Salad
- Stave off a Hangover with this Simple Trick!
- Deducing the Scene of the Crime when you fall victim to Food Poisoning...
- Permanently Remove Yourself from Receiving Credit Card Offers - Forever!
- Prevent PayPal Drain - Check this Profile 'feature' to prevent Automated Payments
- Don't Forget to Backup! Archiving your Raspberry Pi boot SD card to your Macintosh
- Cleaning Reel-to-Reel Playback Heads with Alcohol and Cotton Swabs
- My Daily Vitamin Regimen and the Reasons behind each Suppliment Choice
- How to fix a snapped DAT (Digital Audio Tape) - Breakdown & Reassembled Picture Gallery
2013
- New Clothing Tip: Discover How Well Your Fashions Age with this Quick Tip!
- I Love My Kitchen Safe! Now Sweets are Locked Away from my own Temptations!
- No Room in your Small Apartment to Decorate for Christmas?
- Philadelphia City Planning Points Directly to Art Museum
- Broke Your Rib? Here's What You Can Expect in the Next Two Months
- Media Pirate Shorthand Dictionary & Definitions
- Some of my Favorite Comics
- Diminutive Crane Delivers Payloads 6-Stories Up in the Conjested City
- The Three Minute Test - Download this free PDF of this mind-boggling trick test for Students who need to read before they act!
- Radio Craftsmen Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box
- How to Buy Social Cred for a Buck!
- Slideshow Picture Oddessy through Pocono Lake Preserve, July 2013
- Download this free The Pirate Bay Gift Card PDF design, use it to prank or inform newbs!
- George Orwell on 'Journalism'
- Find Philadelphia - Hilariously dated 1977 Promo Video for the City of Brotherly Love
- DIY Window Cleaner - Recycle your Squirt Bottle for Big Savings!
- Groovy Vinyl: Pee Wee & Fingers
- Exclusive Photos of Two Liberty Place in Philadelphia growing a Unicorn Horn!
- Free Downloadable 7 foot Measuring Tape for capturing your Body Measurements for Tailored Clothing
- Laptop over 30 years - 1983 - 2013
- I Voted Today!
- 20 Things I've learned in 20 years as a freelance Designer
- How to get a local copy of all your hosted WordPress.com images - Follow this step by step tutorial!
- Reupholstering My Emeco Armchairs - A Picture Oddessy!
- Dining a la Covert Cuisine in Philadelphia
- Audio Digitizing Tip: Normalize Vinyl Tracks after you Record them
- 'Tape It Off The Air' - Blank Reel Tape Manufacturer Teaches you How to Pirate Music!
- Hacking a Daily Pill Dispenser for my handful of Horse Pills
- Free Clip Art - 50′s-Era Well Dressed Couple Lounging on Couch in Living Room Pen Sketch
- I Can Record On a Disc! - The Introduction of Minidisc in 1993
- My (Free) European Hosted Raspberry Pi is online!
- Bad Designers Copy. Average Designers Imitate. Great Designers Steal.
- Making Shortcode URL's easier to read by Humans
2012
- July 7 - Pocono Lake Preserve Visit
- August 8 - Hidden Door Shelving
- August 23 - Diner En Blanc
- August 25 - Philly Naked Bike Ride
- October 11 - Kai's 9th Birthday
- One Hit Wonders: Mac Applications that you can't live without!
- Mind-Blowing Story about Life, the Afterlife, and Everyone
- Artifact from the Future - WiFi Booth from upcycled Public Telephone
- My First Kickstarter Investment Has Arrived!
- The Digital Death of Designing for Recto / Verso
- The Tiny Tiny iPad Mini
- Yet Another Raspberry Pi Bootstrap
- My Visit to the Warby Parker Class Trip Bus
- Kai's 9th Birthday
- Self Portrait
- These are Tearable Puns - Download this free PDF Bulletin-Board Print!
- Accidental Typography
- 3 Sure Signs you Should Finally Convert your VHS Tapes to DVD
- My DIY Book Scanner Build as told in Pictures
- More Blank Reel-to-Reel Audiotape Box Artwork!
- Groovy Vinyl Jackets: 78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from 1940-50's
- Making the Made in America Stage
- Compact Cassette Blank J-Card Artwork from India
- Philly Naked Bike Ride 2012 - 52 pictures from the Participant View!
- Philadelphia's Diner en Blanc - Flash Mob Fine Picnic Dining comes to Philly!
- Hidden Door Shelving Layout
- Pocono Visit
- Looking for clever (funny) Best Man speech jokes?
- My Raspberry Pi Has Arrived!
- Radio Shack 3 inch Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box Artwork from the 1970's
- Advice to the Artist as a Young Graduate: Hang your own shingle
- Never talk to a Collection Agency on the Phone!
- Gas Money Live in Center City Philadelphia!
- Groovy Vinyl: Superior Disc from 1948 (with surprisingly modern advice for budding Turntablists!)
- Old Yellowed Folded Thin Paper Free Texture Background - Free Clip Art
- Peer-to-Peer Sharing of Music, Circa 1972
- Four More Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's
- Design blast from the Past: Galaxie Magnetic Recording Tape Outer Box from Coleman Electronics
- DIY: Turn your Ikea Moment Glass-topped Desk into a Standing Desk
- Four Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's
- Design By Committee: The U.S. Pledge of Allegiance over the Years
- The Math behind why Compact Disc's sound better than Vinyl Records!
- DIY Hanging Bike Racks (with Ikea Broder and Stolmen Parts) for under $15 per Bike!
- 78rpm Home Recording Vinyl Disc Label Art from 1938
2011
- Free Dr. Who 'Tardis' paper craft model PDF
- 2011 Apartment 2R Upgrades
- Sony Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box
- Generic Reel-to-Reel Blank Magnetic tape box from 1967
- Slurp! Magazine 1993-94 (East Coast Rave Culture) Issues 4-9 PDF Scans
- Shamrock Recording Tape for Reel-to-Reel Outer Box from 1975
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is actually a Ginger!
- Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Thrillers and Chillers
- Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Scary Spooky Stories
- Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Great Ghost Stories
- Halloween 2011
- BASF Magnetophonband Typ LGS 35 Reel-to-Reel Tape Pivot-out Box
- Maestro brand blank Reel-to-Reel magnetic tape box artwork from 1970
- Philly Naked Bike Ride 2011 from the Participant View!
- Audio Devices Inc. Blank Reel 'Audiotape' Boxart from the 1960-70's
- Opt-Out from all the popular Data-Mining Companies who sell your Private Info!
- Reel-to-Reel Tape Care & Handling Instructions
- Remove Distractions at Work with this Free PDF Sign
- The Sound of the Sixties: Liberty Records Inner Vinyl Sleeve
- Classic Magnetic Reel Blank Tape Packaging from the 1970's
- European Compact Cassette Covers (J-Cards) from the 1980's
- Blast from the Past: RCA Victor 45rpm Label Protect Sheets
- Free PDF Download the Scott Belt-Drive Turntable PS 59 User Manual
- Tablets vs. Laptop - Separating 'Creators' from the 'Consumers'
- Groovy Vinyl: Four Types of 'Home Recorder' Record Discs (78rpm) from the 30's and 40's
- 'Listening In Depth' to Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's
- 1950's Record Manufacturing Plant Illustration from Century Records from Saugus, California
- Free PDF Download of the Teac A-2500 Reel-to-Reel Stereo Tape Deck User Manual and Brochure
- Groovy Vinyl Jacket: Rock-ola Safety Rim 7 inch Recorder Disc Jacket from the 1950's
- Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's
- 20 Easy Ways to Re-use (Unrecyclable) Vinyl Records
- Good Reuse of Bicycle Tubes - Save the Environment and turn them into Rubber Bands!
- RCA Victor Vinyl Slipcover from the 1950's
- How 44¢ saved me $20 thanks to the Government!
- Getting my Mustek ScanExpress A3 Tabloid Scanner working under Photoshop CS4 on Mac OSX
- TDK Blank Compact Cassette J-Card Art from 1979
- Ikea Moment Computer Desk Assembly Instructions in PDF format
- Groovy Vinyl: Your Living Bill of Rights
- Best of Both Worlds: Hacking an EyeFi SD Card to run CHDK
- Blank Cassette J-Card Art of Yesteryear!
- Astrological Sign Art from the back of Capitol Unrecorded (Blank) 1/4 inch Reel to Reel Sound Tape Package from 1970
- Recordio 78rpm Record 'Album' to Safely Store your Collection - Jacket Artwork from Wilcox-Gay
- Free PDF Download of the Panasonic / Technics SV-DA10 DAT Recorder User Manual!
- The Blue Note Story (from Vinyl Liner Jacket)
- DIY iPad Stand Mods & Hacks
- How to Care for an 8mm Video Tape (according to Radio Shack circa 1988)
- Ryan & Kristin Davidson's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
- Hadas & Dan Reinhertz's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
- Jay & Lori Soda's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
- Gretchen & Michael Aregood's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
2010
- Groovy Vinyl Recently On My Turntable (2010 Annual Edition)
- Downloadable Copies of the Sony DTC 690 DAT Recorder User Manual and Service Manual (Free, one click, easy!)
- Quick and Dirty FREE Joining of MP3 files on a Mac!
- Big Daddy Blake Tart Wedding [Photo Gallery]
- Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #3 - Lemon Lime, Fruit Punch Flavor Review
- Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #2 - Lemonade, Watermelon, Cranberry Lemonade
- Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test - Blue Raspberry, Orange Blend or Loko UVA
- What you WON'T hear on Television tonight!
- Do It Yourself iPad Stand - All you need is Cardboard and this free PDF design!
- The Daily Lava Lamp Clock
- Own a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook? Download this new printable Forward from the Author!
- Philly Naked Bike Ride [Photo Gallery]
- Colorado Kitchen Scans [Photo Gallery]
- Hope, Nope, Dope, Pope - Knockoff Bumper Sticker found in the wild!
- Colorado Davidson Girls [Photo Gallery]
- How to Escape Jury Duty Requests & Get Back to Work!
- Hacktory Happy Hour [Photo Gallery]
- Think we have it bad today? RIAA and MPAA have been long at it.
- From the Archives: Static Fish #11 'At Least I Told Him' Comic from 1989
- Dead by Dawn Newsletter (3 Issues published in 1993) East Coast Rave 'zine
- From the Archives: Static Fish #10 'Anarchy' Comic from 1989
- Camping on Assateague Island [Video], Fall 2009
- How I Envisioned Modern Day Vampires in 1989
- Camping at St. Mary's with Guy [Photo Gallery]
- 33 Years ago today, VHS was introduced to America
- Hadas' Hang Free Photos [Photo Gallery]
- Jamming New Technology into Old Devices: My Bluetooth Phone Handset
- Hey Mom! A reputable reason for NOT making my bed!
- Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 4
- Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 3
- How I deleted my Facebook account - and you can too!
- 7-11: Same Cost, Reduced Value (or Where's my 7 ounces of soda!)
- I ♥ QR Codes, But PLEASE use them properly!
- Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 2
- Make your own Power Over Ethernet Injector set for $2 in Parts
- Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 1
- Free PDF Download: Twitter Tiny Blue Bird (Dead or Alive) Vector Logo
- My Love/Hate Relationship with Soda Pop
- The Government Can't Do Anything Right!
- Using Wood Glue to Deep Clean Vinyl Records
- Hacktory Inventor's Video
- Go Presidential on your Desktop with my free POTUS Desktop, as seen on TV!
- Wrist Pain? Watch this 4min Video of Exercises for Tendonitis and Carpal Tunnel!
- I Hate St. Patricks Day!
- Secret One-Minute Box of Donuts Trick - Prepare your Taste Buds!
- My Instant ‘Spray Mount' Booth that Folds Away!
- Bachelor Chow: Cornholio (Cheese Corn-Dog Casserole)
- Getting still JPEGs from Hawking HNC-210 Internet Cameras
- In Which I Make a Stand-up Figure Drawing of Myself....
- Ryan's Place [Photo Gallery]
- Why are most National Holidays on a Monday?
- Nostalgia! Don't Touch That CD-ROM!
- Funny Money Marks (Seen this on a Hundred Dollar Bill?)
- Jump The Shark Sign - Free PDF Download
- Blizzard 2010 Video Gallery [6'40 RT]
- Introducing the iPed - Apple's Latest Breaking Technology Mashup
- Photos from a Century Ago
- My Favorite ATM and Why!
- Definition of a QRcode in a QRcode
- What "Digital" meant in 1979...
- "Online Content is not Worth very much"
- Photos from a Century Ago
- 40's Era Lounge Singer with a Huge Microphone - Free Clip Art
- Copyright Bitchslap #2 (and How to Hide Your Internet Activity)
- Dead Laptop? Target Disk Mode Is Your Friend!
- Sony CCD-TR101 User Manual
- 38 Days Since Someone Reset this Sign (Part 2)
- Downtown Philadelphia [Video Gallery]
- 38 Days Since Someone Reset This Sign (Part 1)
- The Demise (and Reinvention) of Design in Audio Packaging
- Christmas Eve in Jewtopia
2009
- Sewing Machine Lesson
- In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 3)
- In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 2)
- In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 1)
- 2009 Blizzard Video
- Hacking Vinyl Records for the Best Play...
- Apple's iSlate is late!
- 4 Suns
- Monetizing My YouTube Video
- I Answer Other People's Mail
- Recently on my Turntable
- (2) 7 inch 78's on the Record Player
- 2-Minute LED Bulb Diffuser
- Death. Taxes. Data-Loss.
- Thanks Hack-A-Day!
- eBook Demo Videos
- iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 4 of 4)
- iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 3 of 4)
- iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 2 of 4)
- iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 1 of 4)
- Voice-O-Graph from 1948
- Masters of the 45rpm Universe
- Extended Family Portrait 2009
- Crazy Idea, Right? - Boost SEO with good writing!
- Recently on my Turntable
- Making Lasagne with Eva in Colorado on November 29th, 2009
- Chumby 2.0
- Hannah Ruth Silver and Jason Robert Smith's Wedding on October 26, 2009
- Small Metal Objects
- Chefame
- Hadas' Hang Free Photos
- Philly Naked Bike Ride
- Run with Hadas
- Sylvan's 8th Birthday - July 20, 2009
- Pocono Lake Preserve - July 18, 2009
- PEX Festival
- Hadas and Andrew
- Schmidt's with Hadas
- Governor Rendell
2008
- Hanging with Elvira on Halloween 2008
- Jeff Greenhouse Wedding - July 5, 2008
- It's all just one damn TXT file to Google!
- Bathroom Water Conservation Policy Form
- Corporate Bank Chain Parody Logo Print
- Hope Nope Dope Pope Sticker - Free PDF Sticker
- US Letter-Sized Inkjet Printer Test Sheets
- DIY Glass Cleaner Replacement Labels
- Plastic Recycling Chart - Free PDF Poster
- More Dangerous Looking/Informative DiHydrogen Monoxide (Water) Labels
- What Would Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Show?
- Kitten Captcha Turing Test Images
- What Would Playboy Show?
- Ikea Tullsta Armchair on Wheels!
- How to replace a dead battery on a Powerfile DVD Jukebox.
- Install an External Waste Ink Tank on an Epson Stylus Photo 1280
2007
- Christmas 2007
- Hang Free
- Sean O'Neal Wedding
- Camping in Cape May
- John Shenk Art Opening
- The Lava Lamp Clock
- I Hate Keys! Wallet-Friendly Key Holder
- What the Easter Bunny Leaves When He Hates You
- Philadelphia Skyline Portraits 2007
2006
- Party Order Form - Just Fill out, Copy & Cut!
- Fuck Buddy Contract
- Halloween Graveyard
- How to Sew
- Mark Levito's 40th Birthday
- xFader Build Photos
- Hang Free
- Selfies
- DJing at PADA Party
- Phoebe Davidson
Colorado Trip- Bill Gat's Wedding
- Mann Music Center Concert
- Poconos
- Hang Free
- Chris & Monique Gantz Wedding
2005
- My Birthday Party
- Echo Chic Christmas Party
- Silk City with Jeff
- Thanksgiving Group Photo 2005
- 2017 Second Floor Polyurthane
- Midnight Pretzels Video
- Sailing Trip
- Hadas at Work
- Dinner with Mom and Dad
- Mojito with Hadas
- Making Time
- Elena's Birthday Brunch
- Silk City
- Hang Free
- Mojito
- Rittenhouse Concert
- HST Pool Party
- Jay Soda's 35th Birthday
- PADA Christmas in July Party
- Darren's House Party - July 3
- Live 8 - July 2
- Silk City - June 11
- Hang Free - May 30
- Manayunk with Maria and Dave
- Hanging in Manayunk with Maria
- Green Room
- Karaoke
- Wink's Birthday
- Monique's 30th Birthday
- Jonathan's Karaoke Birthday
2004
- Christmas Photos
- Ultimate Christmas Party 2004
- My Birthday Party
- Birthday Photos by Chris Gantz
- Birthday at Medusa's
- DesigNerds4
- Thanksgiving in Princeton
- Thanksgiving Eve
- Gina's Birthday
- Hanging with Tre
- DJ Udoh at Medusa's
- Halloween on the Cheap
- I Spend too much time at Medusa's
- Chris Mauro at North Third
- Debbie
- House Party
- Medusa / Bodega
- Hanging at Medusa's
- Snow Day Parking Spot filled with a Chair? (for South Philadelphia Drivers!)
- Remove Me (Anti-GWB Sticker for 2004 Election)
2003
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
- January 9 - Danielle's Birthday
- March 27 - Todd's Birthday
- August 22 - Visit Aillinn in NY
- October 31 - Halloween Night
- November 1 - Halloween Party
- November 8 - Stacy's Birthday
- November 9 - Wedding
- November 19 - DesigNerds
- December 5 - My Birthday Party
- December 12 - Chris Gantz' Birthday
- December 13 - Ultimate Christmas Party
- December 31 - New Years Eve
2002
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
- January 5 - Hair of the Dog Gala
- March 2 - DJ Under Video
- June 8 - Booze Cruise 3
- June 14 - Erica's House Party
- June 22 - Keith & Robin's Wedding
- December 31 - New Years Eve 2002
2001
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
- August 24 - Booze Cruise
- September 2 - Don't Fake the Funk
- September 28 - Booze Cruise 2
2000
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
- May 7 - Point to Point
- August 6 - Divebar
1993
- Photos from the East Coast Rave Scene 1993-1994
1989-1992
- Links to my Pratt Institute Undergraduate Film / Video Projects, with embedded viewers to look at my college video and film work. I cringe at the poor acting, sloppy editing, and low-res graphics on these, but remember how tedious the technology was at the time.
- The Balcony (1992) 11'25 RT
- [Unfinished] Set in Paris during the German blitz during World War 2, an English Spy converts an enemy spy while disposing of another without lifting a finger.
- My Brother - 30 sec. P.S.A. (1992) 00'36 RT
- Familial love and obligations also influence children to try drugs, too.
- Dead (1991) 08'44 RT
- Two glimpses of a future wherein one dies famous, the other in poverty.
- Chess (1991) 25'47 RT
- An American and Russian student find themselves head-to-head in a chess tournament, where their internal struggles become external national rebellion.
- Where Are The Next Big Directors (1991) 15'26 RT
- In this tongue-in-cheek comedy, two inept directors interview local art school film student directors ineffectively and must cut corners to finish the project.
- Travels (1990) 04'20 RT
- Stream-of-consciousness trip of film footage.
- Trials And Punishment (1990) 03'40 RT
- In a futuristic trial, a man is convicted and sentenced to a horrific punishment.
- As Yet Untitled (1989) 14'56 RT
- An infatuated hacker uses his leet skills to nuke the world when he is scorned by a girl who dates his best friend.
- The Successful Pickup (1989) 06'55 RT
- A young writer regales us with his pickup skills at a party with a surprise ending.